SECRET PROJECT or HOAX: What's Your Take?

**shypappy** · June 18th, 2004, 08:08 PM

Originally posted by Nostrororomo:
10-1 says that's a 5-minute Victim jobby, presented to the boss as a token of goodwill. The secret project is that it has hidden inside a device through which Steve will be able to empathically control Todd's thoughts, and within months we'll be buying figures from Hamady Toys, LLC., and not long after that we'll all be bowing before the sovereign Victim, as he conspires to insert millions of these same mind-control devices into his toys.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...Wouldn't surprise me! [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

**StV** · June 18th, 2004, 08:12 PM

...it was actually made out of spare parts from the warehouse.

...the jaw is articulated and activated by a lever on the back.

...the arms are bendy and controlled by two attached sticks, like regular hand puppets.

...it was made by a friend who is an actual puppeteer. It looks an awful lot like Big Bird, because Bill worked with Jim Henson on the Muppets for many years. He also had a lot to do with, Dark Crystal. Bill (Diamond) has been assisting me on the "secret project" and his creation will be on exibit at the BBQ. Along with Bill! [img]wink.gif[/img]

**Drau** · June 18th, 2004, 08:16 PM

Sweet!

Does Bill know he's going to be on display?
..Does he do tricks?
...Will there be a show?
....Can we feed him????

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ June 18, 2004 08:33 PM: Message edited by: Drau ]</font>

**Biomechanoid** · June 18th, 2004, 08:18 PM

Yes, of course. A full-size model is the better choice to disguise a much more powerful version of the mind-control machine, capable of thwarting the sentient thoughts of thousands all at once! You'll all be drones of the Victim! Flee while you can!!